Now available in book form! 5 all-new strips can be had when you fork over your filthy lucre and purchase some goddamned pulp from my publisher, The Vorspiel! Sweet christ on a cracker! YOU might be this book's ONLY demographic! Let me guess: you're an angsty millenial whose every thought and action orbit the fringes of earnestness with a recursive irony that mocks itself faster and faster until it becomes an impenetrable membrane of self-aware impotence that entombs your inner child and starves your capacity for joy, and you'll go to your grave perennially unimpressed with the majesty and agony of existence? Well shit son, buy it yesterday!